Why Cristiano Ronaldo May Never Have To Buy A Beer For Life

German club, Fortuna, who finished two points clear of the relegation zone in 3. Liga have offered Cristiano Ronaldo free beer for life if he’ll agree to join the club.

The club does not have the financial resources of Europe’s heavyweight clubs in the competition for the Superstar.

The club posted on Twitter:

“Hey @Cristiano, we’re still looking for a striker – we don’t have money, but we can offer you free Kolsch for life.”

Ronaldo is rumoured to be seeking a shock move away from Real Madrid due to his unhappiness over scrutiny of his tax situation in Spain.

Manchester United and Paris Saint-Germain have been linked with a swoop for the 32-year-old, while Bayern Munich on Monday dismissed media claims they are considering a bid as the “hoax of the day”.